THE BAD UBER
He ordered economy.
They sent a door.
⭐ 1.7 stars. Driver kept saying “cluck.”
OFFICIAL WEBSITE (MY COUSIN SAID SO)
WILSON!!!
BRO COME BACK
This chicken can literally fly. Instead he got on a wet door and made everybody cry in Spanish. Absolute cinema. 🐓🪵🌊
STARE AT CHICKEN CHART ↗
🔇 actual yell not found · audio budget: one corn
HE CAN
FLY BTW
FLY BTW
REAL PHOTO!!
MAN TOO ANGRY TO SINK
*man is chicken. legal told us to say this.
IMPORTANT CHICKEN NUMBERS
asking the internet… pls hold
PRICE OF 1 WET BOY
—
WATER IN THE POOL
—
24H SPLASHING
—
CHICKEN MOOD
—
01 / WHY IS HE THERE
VERY SERIOUS CHICKEN JOURNALISM
WHO PUT
HIM ON THAT.
The internet saw one rooster calmly sailing through a flooded neighborhood and reacted like a beloved astronaut was being launched into deep space. “Lo siento” means “I’m sorry.” Sorry for what? Nobody knows. The chicken refuses interviews.
He ordered economy.
THE OSCAR
“¡WILSON!”
everybody: 😭
No subtitles needed. Your tears already translated it.
THE TECHNOLOGY
Chicken reaches
the blockchain.
Still faster than your last transaction.
02 / BAD MEME MACHINE
ZERO ADULT SUPERVISION
MAKE
A VERY BAD
MEME.
We spent the entire marketing budget on this button. Please press it.
WHEN THE DIP KEEPS DIPPING
BRO PHYSICALLY ENTERED THE DIP
MEME 01/08“WHY DIDN’T HE JUST FLY?”
— EVERYONE’S DAD
— EVERYONE’S DAD
CONFUSED
CHICKEN
LIFE
JACKETS
WET
FEATHERS
DAD
TEARS
03 / THE “PLAN”
THE CHICKEN DID NOT APPROVE THIS
WE HAVE
A PLAN*
*WE DO NOT
HAVE A PLAN
- 01
Find random door
YEP ✓ - 02
Put chicken on it
WHY ✓ - 03
Float somewhere important
MAYBE - 04
Remember chickens have wings
SOON™ - 05
Become financially literate
IMPOSSIBLE
HE IS WET.
WE ARE INVESTED.